2019 All Things Jennifer Approved: 27 Ridiculous Holiday Inflatables

I’m making a list, you’ll be checking it twice. Go forth and spend lots of money!

  1. 8 ft. Living Projection Pre-lit Inflatable National Lampoon Christmas Vacation Snow Globe  – I might consider breaking my life rule of no inflatable lawn decorations for this one. Seriously. If we could put this on the back patio where I can sit in the hot tub with my Marty the Moose Mug it would be AMAZING.
  2. The 18′ Frosty The Snowman Lightshow – This inflatable is 18. Feet. Tall.
  3. The Two Story Inflatable Grinch – No one loves the Grinch this much, right?
  4. 6.5 ft Nativity Scene Inflatable – Call me a purist but I just can’t get in on the inflatable Baby Jesus mindset.
  5. Or even worse (better?) the “Christmas Play” version of the Peanuts Nativity Scene.
  6. Inflatable Airblown AT-AT with Light String – I’m not really sure how this qualifies as a Holiday decoration?
  7. A true pink nightmare! Inflatable Ralphie with Pink Fuzzy Bunny Suit
  8. 6.5′ Airblown Merry Christmas Soda Machine Scene Christmas Inflatable – I keep repeating, why? Who wants an inflatable pop machine on their lawn EVEN IF IT INCLUDES AN ADORABLE PENGUIN?
  9. Nothing says Christmas like Inflatable Humping Reindeer. AMIRIGHT?
  10. 4 ft. Airblown Inflatable Reindeer Hanging from Gutter Sadness, why all the picking on reindeer?
  11. Chef Santa Claus Barbecue Holly Jolly BBQ Xmas Decoration. Because, meat is delicious.
  12. Um, does he move around the lawn every night? Disney Elf on the Shelf Inflatable Holiday Decoration
  13. Why? This is hardly Christmas? Whimsical Dog Peeing On Fire Hydrant Gift 
  14. For those who always wanted a stable on their lawn…Holiday Time Yard Inflatables Stable with Reindeer
  15. Representing the farming inflatable shopper...Inflatable Santa Claus Drive Tractor with Penguin Yard Decoration
  16. WHY IS SANTA TRYING TO KILL PENGUINS? 5 ft. Inflatable Bowling Santa
  17. Snoopy Zamboni Inflatable. Sure. Why not?
  18. Gemmy Airblown Animated and Lighted Santa Coming Out of the (wait for it…………………..) Outhouse
  19. Pirates love Christmas too! 8 ft. H Inflatable Giant Christmas Pirate Ship Scene
  20. 7 Ft Inflatable Christmas Santa Claus Dancing Hula I bet he has better moves than those dancing noodles!
  21. Another beach theme. Palm Tree Pink Flamingo Christmas Inflatable anyone? Anyone?
  22. Sadly there are very few Chanukah related inflatables out there. Chanukah Themed Bear Inflatable
  23. Not gonna lie, this is ADORABLE. But still, inflatable. So no. 5′ Inflatable Penguin Family 
  24. Outgoing Hipster Trend Inflatables Llama, 6 ft
  25. More Recent Hipster Trend Inflatable Christmas Goat
  26. I wanna Hippopotamus (Inflatable) for Christmas. Only a Hippopotamus Inflatable will dooooooooooo
  27. Penguins and Polar Bears don’t even exist in the same hemisphere, but this is super cute. And still, no.