Life.

Best Night Ever! My phone is dead – new one arriving Friday. Internet has been down/spotty — hello crazy thunderstorm!

Colonoscopy prep happening for ass-crack in the morning appointment tomorrow!* (Rescheduled from two weeks ago because of a SURPRISE! GI flare & infection which means surgery in October.)

All the chronic illnesses – put your hands up! The energy in my orbit could not be louder – rest bitch, get off the web, get off the phone. Disconnect.**

• *which is the reason I ended up online, I was triple checking – how much of that liquid again – and how many hours before procedure? 4am it is…
• **I had a dream the other night that IT DIED when I was in a self-imposed internet blackout – I was wondering who the first person*** would be to message with the glorious news. So, um…🙏🏻
• ***That first person would have been Karen of course. Which made me wake up missing her so…