Scene: Weber Wonderland Bedroom Around 11:27ish pm.

Me: Why did you turn the light on?

HWMMS: I’m trying to figure out if this is an earplug or gummy bear. I’m cautiously optimistic that this is an earplug. I already found two gummy bears.

Me: Why do you have gummy bears in your nightstand? Never mind. #resipsaloquiter

Scene: Next Day Drive Home Around 5:27ish pm.

Me: Do you remember talking about gummy bears last night?

HWMMS: You mean because I was eating them in the closet?

Me: DO YOU JUST KEEP STASHES OF GUMMY BEARS EVERYWHERE? Nevermind.

END SCENE

Addendum – Funny thing. When I went back to look for a photo of gummy bear on his Facebook timeline I came across this post from 2018. “Anyone else have an occasional gummy bear addiction?”