• I could hear her talk all day every day every minute of the day and feel safe and sound.
  • DAYMN. “Mr. Vice President, I’m speaking.” BOOM.
  • I LOVE HER JUST HER LOOKING AT HIM SLAYS.
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MODERATORS GOTTA MODERATE OR ELSE THIS IS JUST MADNESS.
  • You guys, they are sitting too close. Too close. BE CAREFUL SENATOR HARRIS please, please, please.

  • I JUST SCREAMED LIKE A CRAZY PERSON FOR AT LEAST 27 SECONDS. “STOP PLAYING POLITICS WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWINE FLU?
  • I think that’s called Kamalasplanin.

  • “There was a time when our country believed in science.” How far we’ve fallen…
  • ANYONE GOT A GIANT SHOVEL?
  • DO NOT MESS WITH MAMALA.
  • My rural internet is AWFUL tonight. I’m cutting in and out every other minute and it’s driving me crazy. And most of the time I’m ok with listening on NPR but not with Kamala Harris on stage. I love watching her.
  • This story has gone on for far more than 2 minutes. Thank you.
  • Oh and Thank you. And, thank you.
  • I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE IS ALLOWING HIM TO TALK RIGHT NOW.
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. (Thank you.)

  • What does this have to do with Indiana. Oh wait, he must like beer.
  • He’s several questions behind. And then chooses to ignore the question. Unbelievable. “If you can’t win by the rules, you change the rules.” Hmmmmm.
  • Gross. I feel gross. So slimy and evil and slick and malicious and duplicitous.
  • And I just screamed, very loudly. SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

  • And I am missing the fly because rural internet sucks so poorly I can’t stream video. THANKS OBAMA.
  • No, no you REALLY DO NOT NEED TO MAKE THIS POINT.
  • If you say THANK YOU louder, it doesn’t make ANY DIFFERENCE.
  • The transfer of power question is JUST SENSATIONALISM AND IT SHOULD NOT BE ASKED.
  • Is the fly barking? #VPDebate
  • HILLARY! Always, Hillary.
  • Oh my goodness I thought that was the last question, please, I can’t handle him any longer.
  • Nope. Nope. Nope. Lies. Lies. Lies. #Pence
  • Now, go clean, clean like you’ve never cleaned yourself before and get out of there and safe. #Harris

Winner, winners. #VPDebate
1. @KamalaHarris (obviously)
2. The Fly
3. Mother.
4. Fact Checkers
5. Susan Page
6. Human Life Model Decoy Pence